Overheard on the Subway
“Bedbugs make me horny.”
A lone car on Route 28
at 5:22 AM – leaving the
night shift? Rushing to a
doctor? Or just wandering
3 Lines I Love
She has heard a whisper say,
Love hither makes his best retreat:
Like black leaves wheeling in the wind.
[Alfred, Lord Tennyson, Andrew Marvell, Oscar Wilde]
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When I harm others, I harm myself.
When I harm myself, I harm others.