Tom Lance


My my -- my oh bio:

Born on a mountain top in Tennessee
The greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so's he knew ev'ry tree
Kilt him a b'ar when he was only three,

No, I don't think so -
I don't think that's me.

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Well, maybe but nah, that's not me.

Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purple
people eater. Pidgeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin'
purple people eater (we wear short shorts)
Flyin' purple people eater sure looks strange to me.

With all do credit to those whose words I've absconded with,
I beg your pardon, and must admit that I reinvent myself daily.
I therefore can only say that I is now what I am, and will soon
be beyond what I was when I wrote this.

And so it goes............
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