Jordan's King
suggests we find a Baathist
strongman to run Iraq.

Why not Sadaam? He has lots of experience -
but a kinder gentler version like Giuliani after 9/11,
with a constitution, and Marines.

True,
there have been some misunderstandings,
but he's always been up for tough challenges.

We'll stop sexually humiliating him,
feed the guy plenty of vitamins,
and put him on weights - afterall,

we know how to make strongmen.

© 2004 - Stew Albert