Score For An Inventory Of Change, a poem by Liam O'GallagherThe 3rd Page

SCORE FOR AN INVENTORY OF CHANGE

FROM: THE BLUE PLANET NOTEBOOKS

(technology)

one electrocradiograph (ecg)
one electroencephlograph (eeg)
amplifier and contact microphones
echo and reverb units
one four track tape recorder
one telephone
one federal bulletin
one radio station

(method)

1. the (subject) (artist) is
connected to the amplified
ecg and eeg // the resulting
sounds are stored on tape

2. the following federal
bulletin is read.....

STAY CLEAR OF ALLWINDOWS.
KEEP HANDS FREE OF GLASS, BOTTLES,
CIGARETTES, ETC.
STAND AWAY FROM BAR, TABLES, ORCHES-
TRA, EQUIPMENT AND FURNITURE.
LOOSEN NECKTIE, UNBUTTON COAT AND
ANY OTHER RESTRICTIVE CLOTHING
REMOVE GLASSES, EMPTY PICKETS OF
ALL SHARP OBJECTS SUCH AS PENS,
PENCILS ETC.

IMMEDIATELY UPON SEEING THE
BRILLIANT FLASH OF NUCLEAR EXPLO-
SION, BEND OVER AND PLACE YOUR
HEAD FIRMLY BETWEEN YOUR LEGS
AND KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE.

3. the ecg of the subject is heard
going from slow to fast while the
eeg is heard moving through
alternate cycles of high and low
with increasing rapidity

4. a phone call is made to the local
disaster office or office of civil
defense. the conversation is recorded.
the conversation is as follows....

--HELLO.
--IS THIS THE CALIFORNIA DISASTER OFFICE?
--YES IT IS.
--WHAT TIME DO YOU OPEN?
--EIGHT IN THE MORNING.
--WHAT TIME DO YOU CLOSE?
--FIVE IN THE AFTERNOON.
--THANK YOU.

click

5. to prepare for broadcast
mix all of the above together
for the proper amount of time