Robert Wright holds an Associates Degree in Theology from Slidell Baptist Seminary and at one time thought about starting his own church, but found that the "First Church of Rob" was just not going to draw the gathering he had hoped. Instead, he now does menial slave labor at whatever sweat shop will have him, and moonlights as a musician/songwriter. Occasionally, he writes an article or a poem.

He is devoted to teaching his son the value of obscure singers, over-rated guitarists, Faberge eggs, and the many distinct variances of chocolate. When his son is not around, Robert enjoys the occasional cigar, over-priced cup of coffee, and/or sipping hard liquor directly from the bottle.

Robert can be reached at Robert through his website.