I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS I have a problem with this idea about detonating bacon through harm reduction from putting out the bacon fires with fresh bacon. It’s pretty screwed up. Let’s learn to like it— (puts bacon in pan on stove) There are only so many ways to entomb myself in mental bacon, though I'll admit I am a little curious as to where the sentient … [Read more...]
About Drew Gardner
Drew Gardner is the author of three books of poetry, Chomp Away (Combo Books), Petroleum Hat (Roof), and Sugar Pill (Krupskaya). His fourth book, Defender, is forthcoming from Edge Books. He lives in New York City.